1. They won’t hesitate to whisper sweet nothings in an exotic foreign language.
The exotic universal language.
2. They love you, but sometimes can’t help but correct you when you’re wrong.
Like not being able to stop themselves from pointing out how much the <3’s are going to mess up the code.
3. They enjoy a good party, but prefer to have it on their terms.
5. Your world is constantly cluttered with PC parts and their peripherals.
6. If you aren’t a nerd yourself, you find ways to bond over geekery.
7. If they’re working all day on a computer, you constantly have to make sure they’re not living solely on Hot Pockets.
8. They are physically unable to stop bringing their computer to bed with them.
9. Getting them to do the dishes is as simple as threatening to bend their Magic The Gathering cards.