1. This cruel and terrible joke:
This is the type of person who likes telling kids that Santa isn’t real.
2. This gift, given by someone who panicked the day of, and mindlessly ransacked a 7-11:
4. This pretty good effort at making a baby in a roasting pan actually seem funny:
6. This priceless* work of art:
*Said priceless work is actually only $7 on Etsy.
7. This game that seems like it might be fun, until you shoot the ball once and realize that you have no way to get it back BECAUSE YOU’RE STUCK ON THE TOILET POOPING:
10. This subscription box for teenage boys that you wish to humiliate:
11. This person and/or robot, who is going to be really pissed about having been separated from his much-needed booze:
13. This used USB cord that was actually just an excuse for the gifter to buy himself a new USB cord:
15. This gift, given by someone who just could never figure out what the hell to do with all those pennies, OK?
17. This gift, given by someone who seems to have gotten this game confused with Secret Satan:
Imranda’s Secret Santa is LEGIT a total butthole.