20 Reasons Why The Internet Is An Underrated Significant Other

The internet is actually way out of your league.

1. The internet will never judge you for being a hypochondriac.

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2. It loves all of your kinks.

And encourages you to find new ones.

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3. The internet is always willing to go out with you.

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4. But it also loves cozy nights in.

Bonus: It will help you pick the movie.

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5. It hooks you up with job opportunities.

Because it knows that you sometimes need some help getting noticed for the special person you are!

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6. It will not hesitate to drop everything and go online shopping with you.

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7. It will love you even when you look your grossest.

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8. But if you want to get dressed up, the internet can’t wait to show you off to everybody.

Always encouraging you to take more selfies.

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9. It wants to see every single one of your ridiculous vacation pictures.

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10. You have tons of cats together and you don’t even have to feed them!

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11. The internet helps you find new music without judging you for not having found it yet.

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12. It will answer all of your embarrassing questions.

And give you all the credit for knowing.

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13. The internet knows you have a history, and it doesn’t care if you’d rather not talk about it.

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14. The internet doesn’t get jealous…

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15. …Even when you stalk your exes.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

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16. And it’s not threatened by your success.

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17. It makes jokes, and it’s not afraid to be a cornball.

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18. Its jokes can really tickle you.

Sometimes the internet’s puns are right on the bunny.

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19. It wants to experience everything with you. Everything.

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20. The internet could be with anyone, but it chose YOU.

You lucky thing!

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