1. "Are you dating anyone?"
2. "Whatever happened to [insert your ex's name here]?"
3. "So, Obamacare has been a total disaster, amiright?"
4. "How has the weight loss been going?"
5. "Are you still a vegetarian/vegan?"
6. "Can you figure out how to get our iPhones to do [something that's either basic, or actually impossible]?"
Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.
7. "What do you think is going to happen to that Edward Snowden asshole?"
That's really a question for Russia, grandpa.
8. "Can you stay longer?"
9. "If I got you a gym membership, would you use it?"
10. "Do you need money?"
11. "You're coming to church with us, right?"
12. "Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married?"
13. "So, what's the dating scene like out there?"
It's a tragedy.
14. "When can we come visit you?"
15. "I hear your Twitter is hilarious. Can I follow you?"
16. "How is your job going/how have your grades been?"
BRB, hitting imaginary eject button.
17. "Will you come watch [a movie that we don't know has a sex scene] with us?"
18. "When do you plan on giving us grandchildren?"
19. "You're so far away, have you ever thought about moving back home?"
20. "Why don't you come visit us more often?"
21. "What exactly is twerking?"
