The 23 Most Midwestern Things To Ever Happen

One bacon sausage, please.

1. This oh-so-cleverly hidden cell phone tower:

ID: 1890238

2. This mid-spring weather surprise:

You’re HILARIOUS, weather.

ID: 1890228

3. This admirable dedication to alcohol:

ID: 1890275

4. This Bloody Mary:

ID: 1890660

5. This total time suck:

ID: 1890286

6. This camo wedding attire:

ID: 1890320

7. This crazy generous tip on a Steak ‘n Shake bill:

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We are a very nice, fat people.

ID: 1892324

8. These summer sausages in the shape of Miller beers:

ID: 1890867

9. This guy skiing down the street:

ID: 1890346

10. This polite refusal to use the word “soda”:

ID: 1892918

11. This riding mower parked at a convenience store:

ID: 1892817

12. This bacon sausage:

ID: 1890717

13. This friendly support in the form of food after the Boston Marathon bombings:

ID: 1890407

14. This Ugg bridal boot:

ID: 1892112

15. This back tattoo:

ID: 1892212

16. This helpful signage:

ID: 1892879

17. This thong:

ID: 1893117

18. This exasperated reminder:

ID: 1890333

19. This sandwich that wants for you to both stuff yourself stupid and share with others:

ID: 1893263

20. This multitasking gentleman taking his riding mower through the ATM:

ID: 1893067

21. This St. Patrick’s Day keg delivery to a bar:

ID: 1893089

22. This sorry excuse for a spring day:

ID: 1893168

23. This gas station with all the essentials:

ID: 1893046

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