Leo: ♬ Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sexame Street. ♬
Kristin: THIS IS RIDICULOUS, the real Bert and Ernie don't wear overalls.
Sexy pizza, anyone?
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Leo: ♬ Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sexame Street. ♬
Kristin: THIS IS RIDICULOUS, the real Bert and Ernie don't wear overalls.
Leo: I think we should pitch a Japanese game show based on this costume if it does not already exist.
Kristin: What is this costume even of? Are you going as "guy trapped forever with his own farts?" A generic parade float? A somewhat violent pillow?
Kristin: The issue I have here is that the uniform on its own implies that she goes to Daddy High School, or Daddy University, or her school's mascot is the "Daddy." All of these options make more sense than the actual intent of the costume.
Leo: "Rah rah, gooooooooooo Daddy!"
Leo: Your pickup line for the evening could definitely be, "Hey baby, I'll make your soft shell hard."
Kristin: Yeah, I don't know about wearing anything on Halloween that makes it hard to successfully hold a drink.
Leo: PS: Would wear those mittens in cold weather.
Kristin: This is redundant. All pizza is sexy pizza.
Leo: I don't think we should discriminate against other foods too much, but I agree. Also, I like that the crust is a fashion-y collar. Nice touch.
Kristin: DJ 101 DALMATIONS IS IN THE HOOOOOUUUUSE.
Leo: How many Furbies were harmed in the making of this costume? PETA wants to know.
Kristin: DJ FURBY MURDER IS IN THE HOUUUUUSSSEEE.
Kristin: Why would anyone want to be pregnant Tinkerbell for Halloween?
Leo: I thought fairies conceived by sprinkling magical dust on a peapod.
Kristin: Also, I resent the implication that Tinkerbell wouldn't able to magic up any cute maternity wear.
Kristin: DJ "I BROUGHT A FULLY LOADED LUXURY CAMPER TO BURNING MAN" IS IN THE HOUUUSSSEEEE.
Leo: Why is her iPhone playing static?
Leo: After I found out how many diapers are made from corn, I crossed corn off the sexy vegetable list.
Kristin: I disagree; corn is naturally ribbed for our pleasure.
Leo: What happens when you go into one of those stores that say "No shirt, no service"?
Kristin: I'd like to note that the shirt is sold separate from everything else here, so you're basically just going as "guy who can grow chest hair."
Kristin: I too am always pulling Post-It Notes out of weird places, so sexy secretary and I have this is common. Also, the Post-Its VELCRO on.
Leo: They Velcro on...TO YOUR NIPPLES?
Kristin: I'd like to note that Leo shouted that, in the office.
Kristin: It's very difficult to find a good men's bacon suit. Buycostumes.com... for the gentleman who wants only the very finest in bacon suits.
Leo: But what is he supposed to be? Bacon? Or a man in a suit supposedly constructed from bacon? If it is the latter, that is not a Halloween costume. That is just a style choice few can respect.
Leo: Remember when I said The Dress would be a good costume, and my suggestion was just to change every five minutes?
Kristin: Yeah, this is a better solution than that.
Kristin: CLASSIC YouBoob.
Leo: I should find out if that is a real porn site.
Kristin: Cool, so that'll be in your work computer search history, then.
Leo: People deserve to know what YouBoob actually is. Also, only four and a half stars?
Kristin: That's pretty high for YouBoob.
Leo: OK NEVER GO TO YOUBOOB.COM EVER. EVER.
Kristin: This costume is just "I am having sex." Like, for Halloween, you are literally going as "a guy who has had sex at least once."
Leo: Where is her other arm?!
Kristin: This costume is like a FASTPASS for the "Nothing Will Happen to My Penis Tonight" ride.
Leo: ::In The Count's voice:: One rejection from a lady! Ah ah ah! Two rejections! Ah ah ah ah. Three! THREE rejections ah ah ah ah!
Leo: I'm going to go ahead and say that the person wearing this costume is probably not marriage material.
Kristin: I think I'm going to wear this to a bunch of parties so that no one invites me to any of their weddings next year.
Kristin: Why are both of these football teams named the "Touchdowns"? Or is this costume actually just a subtle attempt to mansplain football to women?
Leo: You, recapping your Halloween to your friends: "Oh, what did I go as? Sexy football field."
Kristin: "Just the gorilla shirt for me, please! Gotta stay on a budget!"
Leo: This gorilla has evolved to wearing dad jeans.