Buzz·Posted on Sep 30, 201426 Things That Make Absolutely No Sense To ChicagoansBesides Kanye.by Kristin ChiricoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why getting invited to someone's improv show is not actually meant to be a punishment. View this photo on Instagram 2. Why anyone would willingly go to Navy Pier. View this photo on Instagram 3. Why ANYONE would drive a car that doesn't have salt and snow chains ready in the trunk. View this photo on Instagram 4. Why there is any good reason to stop referring to this as Marshall Fields. View this photo on Instagram 5. Why your neighborhood is way better than their neighborhood. View this photo on Instagram 6. Why paying that much for a parking meter makes any god damn sense. 7. Why people from the suburbs insist that they are actually from Chicago. View this photo on Instagram 8. That Pittsburgh was in ANY way a superior Gotham City to Chicago. 9. Why Montrose beach is not just as beautiful as any beach attached to an ocean. View this photo on Instagram 10. Why anyone would want to go anywhere but the Boystown IHOP at 4 a.m. 11. People who hate ranch dressing, in general. View this photo on Instagram 12. What the bean is actually supposed to mean. View this photo on Instagram 13. Why cars do not come standard with heated seats. View this photo on Instagram 14. Why anyone would turn off the Bears/Packers game. View this photo on Instagram 15. Why people blindly hate on the south side. 16. Why knowing how to pull your car out of a fishtail isn't mandatory on every driving test. View this photo on Instagram 17. How anyone has a tailgate without sausage. View this photo on Instagram 18. Why anyone would put a dibs chair on a space they did not dig out themselves. 19. Why anyone would leave their house during fall without an umbrella. View this photo on Instagram 20. Why “October” is supposed to be fall, when it’s really either summer or winter. View this photo on Instagram 21. Why anyone would turn up their nose at fried cheese. View this photo on Instagram 22. Why anyone would call highways by their numbers instead of their names. View this photo on Instagram 23. Why everyone has that one friend who hates outdoor parties, because mosquitos maul them. View this photo on Instagram 24. How anyone is able to eat Chicago deep dish pizza more than once a month. 25. Why the Sears Tower couldn't just keep on being the Sears Tower. View this photo on Instagram 26. Just what exactly is so great about NYC.