1. You are not afraid of spoilers, because you are the one who spoils!
2. You're constantly annoyed with everyone for not being caught up on every series.
3. You act sheepish when your roommates complain about the internet being so slow all the time.
4. You've replaced dating with vampire shows.
5. You cancel plans because being four hours away from finishing a show counts as being "busy."
6. To you, people who love a show that they've only watched one episode of are like people who love a book that they've only read one page of.
7. Even if a show becomes a mess, you can't accept that it's too terrible to watch anymore.
8. You think the people who don't watch new episodes of Downton Abbey and Sherlock until they're on PBS in America are being ridiculous.
9. If you're on the West Coast, you torrent Mad Men right after it airs on the East Coast because waiting another two hours would be horrible.
10. You called off work to finish Season 4 of Arrested Development. You gave "family emergency" as your excuse.
11. You're failing everything. You chug some episodes of Futurama to make it better. You fail even worse. You chug some episodes of Futurama to make it better...
12. You don't ask people what they're up to, you ask them what episode they're up to on Homeland.
13. Your deepest and most embarrassing secret is that it's 2013 and you've yet to watch The Wire.
14. You're afraid your boyfriend will find out that you went behind his back and got a season ahead of him on The Sopranos.
15. You feel adrift if you aren't in the middle of a good TV show.
16. You convince yourself that the only way you can possibly get any work done is if you make sure that there are no more New Girl episodes left to watch. On earth.
17. Except that right after you finish, Hulu Auto Play ALWAYS lures you into something else.
