Thanks for ripping my heart out and giving it a few good punches at 7 in the morning, Buzzfeed.
Is being this stuck up about coffee a thing?
Response to Ryan Gosling Has Dyed His Hair Black:
I was thinking the same thing!!!
- kris10michele "11 Ways To Spot Bogus Headlines About..."
My best friend and her boyfriend shared an apartment with this guy named Chris whom they found on Craigslist. I honestly don’t even know where to start….my husband and I used to go over there on Saturday nights and hang out with them and drink a little, have a good time, you know. Well, this guy would hide in his room drinking cheap shitty wine and get drunk, then he’d come out of his room while we all sat at the dining room table and played card games…and just watched us. Every single time, he’d be like, “Let me show you my gun!” so he’d be carrying a rifle around the apartment drunkenly, ranting about his ex girlfriend and politics…..he was crazy. One time I was standing outside while the guys smoked a cigar, and he came running out the door, grabbed the cigar from my best friend’s boyfriend, took a puff, threw it on the ground, did a lap around the community while screaming and crying, went back into the apartment, and collapsed in front of the fireplace. My best friend told him to get his shit together and he went to bed. A few weeks later, my best friend found a brand new jar of relish she had just bought the day before…on his nightstand…with a spoon in it….empty. Who the fuck eats relish out of the jar with a spoon? Probably psychopaths. Anyways, needless to say, my best friend and her boyfriend moved out shortly thereafter.
Response to What’s Your Worst Public Speaking Experience?:
I had this one English teacher my senior year in college that I absolutely loved (I majored in English), but she intimidated the hell out of me. One day in class, I volunteered to read a passage out loud. I’m good at reading (hence, English major), but this particular day, my body decided to make me have a panic attack right as a began reading. I started hyperventilating and stuttering and could barely get through it. In the middle, my teacher was like, “would you like me to finish for you?” She was really nice, and she knew what was happening, I think, but I was mortified. Ugh.
My cat, Cooper, has never been able to meow. Instead, he does this weird, vibratey screech thing that sounds like a baby velociraptor or something. He was the runt of the litter, so maybe his vocal cords didn’t develop properly? I don’t know. Anyways, he does his “meow” a lot, and I’ve found that he does it every single time I say “Cooper,” “hi,” or “what are ya doin’?” It’s adorable.
- kris10michele "A Bald Cinderella Gave A Little Girl ..."
uhm, why are Elsa and Anna not listed for their singing abilities? that’s what I wanna know. haha.
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