Kris B. received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. Kris B. is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
Kris B. earned the Trash Collector Award on Jul 13 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
Kris B. won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Jul 02 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!
Kris B. earned the Enthusiast Award on Jun 27 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
Kris B. earned the Cute Spotter Award on Jun 23 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!