Turon > lumpia
Turon > lumpia
Yes, Marimar was HUGE in the Philippines.
Remember guys, No Doubt lost to Leann Rimes back in the day.
Comparing it to other modes of commute in Manila, taxis are the most expensive.
It’s okay to speak English in the Philippines, but quit the Filipino shaming.
Praise be colored juice!
It’s a combination of two videos (one of the kid being “knocked down” as his companion runs away, the other with the only the shelves falling).
Everyone in the Philippines is not “100% Filipino.” We are not a homogenous society. Get over it.
Kaluguran daka - Kapampangan
Here’s the local news report, as translated (in context) to English: “A video about a young girl who was about to be buried, but allegedly came to life during a requiem mass, became viral on the Internet. The incident happened last Saturday at San Isidro Parish Church in Aurora town, Zamboanga del Sur province. The mourners added to the chaos that ensued. “Instead of burying the child, the family brought their daughter to a local hospital to have her tested for signs of life. However, the doctors confirmed the child was already dead, but the family refused to believe them and instead brought her home. “Just this morning, the news team found the girl lying on a mat while her mother bathed her using a wash cloth. The mother fed her daughter with milk dipped in cotton balls. “According to (the mother), they brought their daughter home because the parish priest confirmed she was alive. “Meanwhile, the girl’s grandfather claimed he saw the girl’s head ‘move’ as he opened the casket. He checked her pulse and it allegedly beat. “The parish priest, however, denied telling the family to bring their daughter home. “In the official medical report, the girl was brought Thursday night to Lagare Medical Clinic due to fever reaching 41 degrees Celsius. She died a day later due to acute bronchopneumonia. A while ago, the municipal health officer visited the girl and showed to the mother that her child no longer had a pulse. “The mother was advised to bury her daughter immediately as her corpse was decomposing. While it may be painful to the family, they are working on ‘re-burying’ their child.”
I know Filipinos in the Bay Area who call it “SanFo.”
The author deliberately did not include misogynist swear words. I prefer “ulol” (moron) to be included because it’s short and sweet.
The Bible talked about Lot having sex with his daughters. I guess since the Bible says so, incest is natural right?
Bug your boss with this song before the holidays.
I’m pretty sure this is better than your so-called best cover of Let It Go. (Even 9Gag says so.)
I hope she says yes. (Keep us updated, please.)
A Great Big World is duo of singers-songwriters. This single was originally sung by Ian Axel (the guy playing the piano) when he was a solo artist.
Starting the video right at the end of the song? The shade…
The video, which is actually a compilation of visual look books from Andrew Christian underwear, is supposedly a fan-made gift to Cher (according to her tweet).
Mine’s a mish-mash of English and Filipino: “Live nga tumaya na nasa balur na.” “You cannot be as corrupt as your tall counterparts.” “Good Morning joke go to What I learned a lesson in life lessons we can believe in a fruit salad.” “Kahit off sya mababago pero may XFactor din siya eh.”
I read somewhere that a white person has to have lower than 3.125% African DNA to be considered “pure” white.
This, Russia, is why you need gay friends.
This article should’ve included that one kid who’s not liking the idea of gay marriage because “I don’t know”. You know, for balance.
Troy is a staple in Kids React.
Dangsilog = Portmanteau for danggit (dried rabbit fish), sinangag (fried rice), itlog (egg). It also means salty-yum-yum.
Trashy article worshipping the just-as-trashy celebrity.
It’s not selfie if you’re not taking the photo yourself.
“Bar Bar Bar” by Crayon Pop
Replacing Sam Milby with Dennis Trillo. He’s a BETTER actor, anyway.
What they are actually doing in #42 is amazing!
I thought Q in LGBTQIA means “questioning”.
I don’t know what to do with drawing a line AROUND a letter. I’d fail this test if I follow the directions to the T.
It’s actually a leg. (The fruit and juice are placed on the lap.)
From the Philippines:
1. Soft drink
2. All of you, or just you
4. Caramel (with 3 syllables, all vowels distinctly pronounced)
5. Garage sale
6. Rubber shoes
7. Drinking station
8. (We do not have a specific term for that, but I would use “diagonal”.)
9. Dinner, but growing up we were taught to use Supper.
10. Instead of Freeway, we call it Expressway. Highways here have intersections.
11. There is no such thing as a Brew Thru, but we do have drive-thru Starbucks.
This feels like when some politicians and pundits instill fear to the public about the “dangers” of same-sex marriage.
Here’s the full interview, subbed in English for Charice’s international fans.
She was apologizing to her family who still refuses to accept her homosexuality. I don’t think she should anyway. And by the way, Buzzfeed. Charice’s new Twitter handle is @officialccrp, which was revealed at the same time during the interview.
I mean, he. Sorry about it.