28 Times Adam Levine Proved He Was The Sexiest Man Alive

After 28 years, People Magazine wised up and named Adam Levine this year's "Sexiest Man Alive." Here's all the evidence you need...

1. That time Maroon 5 released this music video...

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...and your Adam Levine obsession began.

2. That time he did THIS in American Horror Story...

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....and you had to leave your girls night to have a *~moment~* by yourself.

3. That time he held his new puppy Charlie....

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....and every woman in America wished they were Charlie.

4. That time he had such a sexy ass...

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....that not even Blake Shelton could resist slappin it.

5. That time he held a baby....

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...and you reconsidered having [his] kids.

6. That time he posed nude for prostate cancer...

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....and you realized your hands would never touch anything that beautiful.

7. That time he hid in his cardigan...

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...and you found yourself getting jealous of an inanimate object.

8. That time he pulled a "Miley"...

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...and you never knew a tongue could make you feel this good.

9. That time he nonchalantly accepted his People's Choice Award...

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...and you found yourself thanking his mom and dad too.

10. That time he sung so passionately....

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...that you had a real life existential moment.

11. That time he revealed he was never gonna leave this bed...

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...and you realized that being a hermit might actually have its perks.

12. That time he said these three magical words to convince someone to be on his [aka the best] team...

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...and you were literally horrified any time a voice contestant didn't pick the OBVIOUS choice.

13. That time Adam smiled and laughed...

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...and your day became instantly better.

14. That time he rocked these sunglasses...

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...and you wondered why any other guy even bothered.

15. That time he hugged you in his mind...

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...and you realized that that was enough.

16. That time he was in "misery"...

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...but you couldn't think of a less miserable situation.

17. That time he used his powers over the paparazzi for good...

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...and it almost brought you to tears [disclaimer: it did bring you to tears].

18. That time he rocked a bow-tie better than anyone else on the planet...

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...and you knew he'd look this good on your wedding day.

19. That time he sipped a coffee while sitting on Blake's lap..

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...and you couldn't decide which one you'd rather be: Blake or the straw.

20. That time he nailed this model pose...

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...and our hearts skipped a beat.

21. That time he brought "dirt off your shoulders" back...

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...and we knew Jay-Z would be proud.

22. That time he couldn't stop laughing uncontrollably...

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..and it was literally the cutest thing you'd ever seen.

23. That time he did this yoga pose...

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...and you were excited for him to show you the ways of Kama Sutra.

24. That time Adam was all kinds of sassy...

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...and you couldn't wait for your first fight.

25. That time Adam took his mom to a lakers game...

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...and we found out how much of a mama's boy he really was.

26. That time he winked...

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...and you convinced yourself he was winking at you.

27. That time he danced like this...

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...and it was confirmed that no one has ever rocked jeans better.

28. THAT TIME ADAM WAS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE...

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**SWOON**

He's even a gracious winner...

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**SIGH**