Which Darcy Is Your One True Darcy?

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Hello. If you're currently alive, have experienced sexual desire and are reading this then you've probably lusted after Mr. Darcy at some point in your life.

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And it's not hard to see why. Here's a man who speaks his mind. Who has time for no scrubs.

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Who is respectful when he tells you that you got booty for days and DAMN it's bewitching girl.

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Who is willing to make a fool of himself just for a chance to get to know you better.

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Who even though he's uppity, grumpy bitch, actually listens to constructive criticism.

Because he enjoys being challenged, even when it means he's not right all the time.

And most importantly, Mr. Darcy likes you just the way you are.

IF ONLY YOU WERE REAL BAE.

(Then I would date you and also do unspeakable things to you.)