1. Remind them that you can smell their bullshit from across state lines.
9. Remind them they pale in comparison to you, those bland-ass bitches.
11. Express how much of burden they are to both you and humanity in the most guttural form possible.
15. Remind them that you’re focused on much bigger things than their petty bullshit.
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