1. That time Malcolm Reynolds flexed his inner thighs like Beyoncé.
2. That time he looked deep into your eyes and complimented you.
3. When Captain Reynolds made exploding seem like a good option.
4. That time when he was the fastest draw.
5. When he looked better in your clothes than you did.
6. When Mal walked heroically into the unknown.
7. And that time he was both helpful AND adorable.
8. When Mal unveiled himself like a burlesque dancer.
9. That time he had the perfect rebuttal.
10. That time he gazed lovingly at his (and your) ship.
11. That time the good Captain enabled your revenge fantasies.
12. When Mal showed you his true, beautiful colors.
13. When he told the haters to go play with their rain sticks.
14. That time he was so sincere your heart just burst.
15. When he got stabbed that cute lil bb.
16. When Mal acted on his very manly impulses.
17. The time he instilled good manners in everyone he met.
18. That time when the good Captain saw your value.
19. WHEN HE DEFENDED HIS FAMILY.
20. When your Captain rose slowly from slumber.
21. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY YOU FOUND SERENITY WHEN ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL ASS HAPPENED.
