1. "YOU HAD ONE JOB ANAKIN. ONE."
2. "For the last time it's not Maybelline, I'm just born with it."
3. "I wonder if I can Jedi mind trick him into forgetting I ever existed."
4. "Hi yes I believe you ordered a fresh can of whoopass? It's ready now."
5. "I literally don't know how to make this any more obvious."
6. "Touch my lightsaber again, I fucking dare you. Yeah that's what I thought."
7. "Ugh Anakin a fiery volcano lair? Could you be any more of a walking cliche?"
8. "Oh no, we got a badass over here."
9. "I'm going to die in a tin can in space. Fucking phenomenal."
10. "You'll never be royal u lil shit."
11. "How the fuck did I end up robotsitting? I'm literally a Jedi master."
12. "You're infuritating even in only two dimensions."
13. "I'm only going to say this once...."
14. "SOON."
15. *omfg omfg Qui-Gon Jinn this half-ponytail is so fucking embarrassing there is a QUEEN in front of us*
16. "I AM THROWING YOU IN THE DEEP END SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SWIM ANAKIN STOP STRUGGLING."
17. *r u srsly going to pick up the first shiny thing on the floor it's a fucking trap*
18. "PADME PLS"
19. "Cut a hole in ceiling. Why didn't I think of that genius plan?"
20. "My favorite thing about you is your astute powers of observation."
21. "Ewwwwww, not even if you weren't a total creep."
22. ♬ I woke up like this, we flawless, Jedi, tell 'em ♪♫
23. "BUT I TOTALLY WANT TOO, ugh that lil shit."
