This Is Theon Greyjoy’s Dream Life

It’s okay Theon, we all want Ned Stark to be our dad. Made by brilliant Tumblr user it’s not like i like you or anything sweetling. posted on

1. “Papa Stark! Look I’m a mini you! Or are you a big me? LOL SAME PERSON.”

“I hate my life, these aren’t even the colors of Winterfell.”

2. “HIGHER DADDY!”

“I wish I could just throw you away.”

3. “TO THE MALL FOR MORE MATCHING JACKETS FATHER!”

“I would literally rather be beheaded by one of those asshole Lannisters.”

4. “Did you catch one? Dad. Daddy. Papa. Did you catch one yet? DADDY?”

“I can get away with pushing him in, weird things happen beyond the wall right?”

5. “HAHAHAHA DRESSING EXACTLY THE SAME WILL ALWAYS BE FUN ESPECIALLY ON THE BEACH.”

“STOP FOLLOWING ME I BROUGHT TO THE OCEAN TO RETURN YOU.”

6. “Father let us explore the world with all five senses today!”

“I will fucking break your kneecaps.”

7. “LET ME READ YOU A STORY DADDY I WROTE IT MYSELF FOR YOU.”

Tries to hold back vomit.

8. “LOL HALLOWEEN #STARKSYTLE”

“………………………………………Robert? Yeah I need to get the fuck away from Winterfell, you have fake job for me to not do?”

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