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This Is The Ultimate “Doctor Who” 50th Anniversary Drinking Game

Guaranteed to get you hammered enough to steal a TARDIS. Illustrated by PaintDoktahWho!

1. Drink every time the Doctor offends himself.

 

2. Drink every time someone puts on a fez.

 

3. Shot for every horrifying flashback sequence that tears your insides out and makes you say leave me here to die.

 

4. Shot for every time Rose has special eyes.

 

5. Drink every time this happens.

 

6. Drink every time there’s a stupidly vague Moffat-y term.

 

Yes I know Moffat didn’t actually create The Moment (which ended and sealed the Time War), it’s been around since before RTD’s run - but his track record at naming stuff is kinda terrible (The Silence, River Song/Melody Pond, etc) and I’m just trying to get you guys drunk.

7. Shot if we actually hear the Doctor’s name (we won’t though don’t even think it for a second).

 

8. Drink every time you can’t contain the urge to physically reach out to the screen and fix Ten’s hair.

 

9. Drink for every piece of Doctor Who paraphernalia you’ve worn/nested with for the 50th.

 

10. Shot for every time Moffat trolled us with egregious lies.

 

IF ECCELSTON SHOWS UP I’LL CRY UNCONTROLLABLY FOR THE REST OF THE EPISODE.

11. Drink every time the fanfic writes itself.

 

12. Drink for every reaction tweet/instagram/vine you post.

 

13. SHOT IF THE GREATEST VILLAIN IN WHO HISTORY SHOWS UP AND SWAYS SOMEONE TO THE DARK SIDE

 

14. Drink if you don’t understand what’s happening because so Moffat many plot holes.

 

15. Drink if bananas. Shot if said bananas are tragic.

 

16. DRINK FOR EVERY SINGLE TEAR YOU SPILL

 

17. Drink every time you’re sexually attracted to a Time Lord in spite of himself.

 

18. Shot if you totally saw it coming.

 

19. Drink for every single person every time they run.

 

20. SHOT IF ELEVEN REGENERATES INTO TWELVE AND THIS IS HIS IMMEDIATE REACTION

 

We’ve been told this happening in Christmas Special but Moffat is Moffat so you never know.

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