2. But you, fellow responsible adult, are totally prepared!
3. You’ve already signed away half a month’s pay on one of these bad boys.
4. So you can continue living in this gem.
Shut up, it’s cozy.
5. You’ve even turned it in on your way to work! Congrats! People will tell tales of this amazing feat for eons to come.
6. However, you can’t help but feel like you’ve forgotten something.
7. FUUUUUUU - You were so busy being responsible about rent, you forgot about bills.
Better get online fast.