1. So you’ve probably seen this photo on your Tumblr dash, right?
4. Because you all missed this key detail right here: BANDAGED FOOT.
5. That’s right, you clowns: This brave trickster cut her foot at the beach and then decided to make the best of a bloody situation.
6. THE INTERNET APPLAUDS YOU, BLOODY BEACH BABE!
You got us. We hope your next trip to the beach is much more enjoyable.