1. So there’s these two brother lovers.
They’re definitely brothers, and maybe lovers?
2. This is the pretty one. He’s like America’s Next Top Model pretty.
He used to model these……….brick pants? Under the name Jenny Thunder?
7. And they hunt demons together and save the world and are humanity’s last hope.
8. The brother lovers hate their super hot Dad who also used to hunt demons.
IDK he left them to kill things? Or maybe just to get more cigarettes? He’s dead? Or maybe in like purgatory?
10. Their tragic backstory begins with their Mom on the ceiling.
Cause of death: Demons. Recommended Therapy: Dedicate your life and the life of your two sons to avenging her death.
11. Apparently the Moose has an Electra complex because his girlfriend, Tyra from FNL, dies the same way.
It’s okay Tyra you get to date Tim Riggins and Landry, you don’t need this moose.
12. Actually all the *love interests on this show seem to die horrifically.
Poor Duncan Kane’s dead baby mama from Veronica Mars.
16. But they seem to kick ass on the way out so it’s fine.
18. Just kidding Jacob from Lost is the Devil. And he has a huge crush on the Moose.
19. It’s okay though, the brother lovers have this Yogurt Man to help them fight the Devil.
20. Yogurt Man is like this totally fearsome reBeL angel.
(note sexy brooding black wings)
26. So it’s obviously going to end tragically and in fire.
I’m sensing a pattern.
27. Don’t cry over your lost yogurty love Top Model, you’ll feel better after a milkshake.
28. Why not invite your friend the New Guy over so he can cheer you up with sock puppet theater?
29. Or blast some epic thrash metal while driving too fast in your studmobile?
31. J/K this is the initiation dance of the brother lovers’ secret midnight society, Team Free Will. I can only assume they sashay demons to death.
Respect the rituals damn it.