1. This teacher who is telling children that our ancestors lived with the dinosaurs.
3. This person who doesn’t know his girlfriend still hates him.
4. This person who has never played Tetris.
5. This person who doesn’t think the sun isn’t a star because stars live in the sky.
Where does the sun live in this alternate reality though?
6. This guy who’s really concerned about the geometric compatibility of his butt and an ice cube.
10. This person who can’t grasp the concept of 4.54 billion.
12. This future mother who is just inoculating her kid against the effects of marijuana.
15. These girls who don’t know that 65mph = 65mph.
16. This person who is wildly optimistic on the longevity of the average person.
17. This person who is also wondering if humans floated everywhere before Newton ‘invented’ gravity.
18. This person who thinks that the jellyfish part of jellyfish can go away.
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