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17 Reasons San Diego Comic Con Definitely Isn’t The Best Place In The World

HAHAHA I’M NOT AT COMIC CON AND IT’S FINE IT’S TOTALLY FINE. I’M FINE.

1. SAN DIEGO STOP THIS IS SO GROSS I HATE IT WHEN THERE’S NEW FOOTAGE OF A MAN NAMED CHRIS TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT IN A MOVIE LABELED MARVEL.

 

2. SAN DIEGO YOU ARE THE WORST WHY ARE YOU FILLED WITH TOTALLY COOL LOSERS IN MATCHING LEATHER JACKETS/CAT EARS/SUNGLASSES THAT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SEASON 5 OF COMMUNITY.

3. AND WHO EVEN WANTS TO GO SAN DIEGO WHERE THE SANDERSON SISTERS ARE PROBABLY MAKING AMAZING MOUTH MUSIC, UGH I HATE MUSIC I HATE LIFE.

4. THE WORLD DOES NOT NEED NEED MORE REGGAE BABIES RAISED BY TEEN WOLVES BAN TEEN WOLVES BAN SAN DIEGO.

5. ONLY SAN DIEGANS USE TOILETS STOP TOILET USE 2K14.

6. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHOE SIZE BENEDORK CUDDLETHATCH.

 

7. BAE THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU’RE IN SAN DIEGO WHERE I’M TOO FUCKING POOR TO BE.

8. WHY WOULD I BE INSANELY JEALOUS OF SOMETHING CALLED A PANNIBAL, PANNIBAL ISN’T EVEN A REAL WORD.

9. AND I’M A VEGETARIAN SO LIKE W/E PANNIBAL W/E

12. ONLY FOOLS FIGHT SUPERMAN IN JUST A COWL AND A CAPE.

“Preview of Ben Affleck’s Batman costume in Batman v Superman #SDCC”

13. WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO DANCE WITH WOLVERINE WHILE ELIJAH WOOD WAS DJ-ING AT A PARTY?

15. WHO CARES ABOUT TERMINUS? WHO CARES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP? WHO CARES ABOUT THE FACT THAT ORLANDO JONES IS WEARING A SUPERSLEEPY SHIRT?!?!?!?!?!

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16. *UGLY LAUGHTER*

 
 

17. *GROSS SOBBING*

 

NEXT YEAR I SWEAR. *GAZES HOPEFULLY INTO THE FUTURE*

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