How Well Do You Know “Bridget Jones’ Diary”?

Note: This quiz not just for Smug Marrieds.

1. 1. What party did Bridget wear this outfit to?

   
   1. A Playboy party.
   2. A Tarts and Vicars party.
   3. A Madonna concert.

2. 2. Where did Bridget first meet Mark Darcy?

   
   1. A birthday party.
   2. A boxing day brunch.
   3. A turkey curry buffet.

3. 3. Who is this (cough evil bitch cough)?

   
   1. Natasha, Mark’s old girlfriend.
   2. Lara, Daniel’s fiance.
   3. Sharon, Bridget’s former friend.

4. 4. What starts the flirtation between Daniel Cleaver and Bridget?

   1. Bridget’s skirt.
   2. Bridget’s see through shirt.
   3. Bridget’s giant granny panties (Spanx).

5. 5. What is Bridget's friend Tom famous for?

   
   1. A hit single.
   2. A sex column.
   3. A cult classic film.

6. 6. When Bridget Introduces her boss at the launch party for "Kafka's Motorbike", what does she almost call him?

   
   1. Fatpevert.
   2. Titspervert.
   3. Bitchherbert.

7. 7. Who's the man that Bridget's Mum leaves her Dad for?

   
   1. Julian, a TV presenter.
   2. Julio, a Portuguese conman.
   3. Richard, a TV producer.

8. 8. Who's responsible for most the emotional fuckwittage in this movie?

   1. Mark Darcy.
   2. Richard Finch.
   3. Daniel Cleaver.

9. 9. Where did Bridget and Daniel go on mini-holiday?

   
   1. A bed and breakfast.
   2. Daniel’s summer home.
   3. A wedding.

10. 10. Bridget quit her job at publishing house because she landed which new job?

    
    1. Reporter for Sit Up Britian.
    2. Producer for Suddenly Single.
    3. Arse-wiper for Sadaam Hussien.

11. 11. What does Mark Darcy make to save Bridget's birthday dinner after she accidentally makes blue soup?

    
    1. Grilled cheese sandwiches.
    2. Omelets.
    3. Pita pizzas.

12. 12. What does Bridget forget when she runs after Mark Darcy in the snow?

    
    1. A jacket.
    2. Shoes.
    3. Her pants.

13. 13. Which of the following was a tragic casualty in the epic fight between Mark Darcy and Daniel Cleaver?

    
    1. Bridget’s apartment.
    2. A car.
    3. The restaurant across the street.

14. 14. Which one of these authors didn't have a cameo?

    1. Salman Rushdie.
    2. Cormac McCarthy.
    3. Jeffrey Archer.

15. 15. Who else accidentally accidentally dresses for the cancelled Tarts and Vicars party?

    
    1. Penny Husbands-Bosworth.
    2. Auntie Shirley.
    3. Gerard’s wife.

16. 16. How does Bridget dream of introducing Perpetua, her immediate boss, to Mark Darcy?

    
    1. “Fat-ass old bag who spend her time bossing me around.”
    2. “An absolute bloody bore who makes watching paint peel fascinating in comparision.”
    3. “A old nagging cow who I can’t believe is engaged before me.”

17. 17. How does mark Darcy first confess his feelings to Bridget?

    
    1. “No, you mustn’t misunderstand, I like you.”
    2. “I like you just the way you are.”
    3. “I like you very much, just as you are.”

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