2. Girls love boys that can start trash can fires.
4. Use your warm-bloodedness as a selling point.
6. Always check your star charts before a date.
7. Make rational lists before choosing a partner.
11. Or at the very least there’s no room for Spongebob.
14. All you need is love. Definitely not money. Fill your wallet with something useful like spaghetti instead.
17. The meaning of love is pizza. The meaning of pizza is love.
18. THE LOUDER THE VOLUME OF YOUR VOICE, THE MORE LIKELY YOU ARE TO ATTRACT A PROSPECTIVE SUITOR.
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