1. Tony why would you do this? Even Steve knows better and he's a fossil.
2. Let's just marathon them both.
3. STEVEN. GRANT. ROGERS.
Go to your super soldier reinforced room.
4. Just explain that you have a blueberry allergy and save everyone a lot of trouble.
5. Listen there are cool space ships in both let's just cross these fuckers over.
6. TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE VOICE OF A GENERATION TONY.
7. The Yankees are garbage and so is your taste in everything Stark.
8. You need to work on your brooding Tony bb.
9. The ice has frozen your common sense Steve.
10. Oh come on, now this is just getting deliberately antagonistic.
11. Let's just all calm down and call Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
12. YOU DESERVE THIS TONY.
13. Let's compromise on Miles Morales instead.
14. Cap, not even you could possibly be this vanilla.
Only monsters like oatmeal raisin. It's only pretending to be a cookie.
15. You're billionaire, you can afford to buy more you fool.
16. :(
17. We all know it's Jonny Lee Miller.
18. LOOK AWAY STEVE, LOOK THE FUCK AWAY.
19. LOOK AWAY TONY, LOOK THE FUCK AWAY.
20. Can't you beautiful boys admit that you thirst for each other equally?
21. You....eat...the whole cookie....at once tho......
22. (ʘ‿ʘ✿) (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿
STEVE YOU GET STARKPHONES FOR FREE BITCH. YOU'RE ALL ABOUT THE FREE (and idk I guess the brave).