When drinking like a Jedi, one must look as menacing as possible to remind other that the tea you're controlling could be their hearts.
When drinking like a Time Lord, one must ponder great mysteries of the universe such as: how does a giraffe tie a bow tie?
When drinking like consulting crime lord, one must always be plotting the suicide of a 'fake' genius.
When drinking like a moose, one must simply be a moose.
When drinking like a sorcerer, one must be also be a manservant.
When drinking like an Asgardian god, one must [muffled mug smashing in the distance].
When drinking like the boy who lived, one must be a complete human disaster.
