9 Things Your Clothing Tags Are Dying To Tell You

Serious observations follow.

1.

I just know my ex-boyfriend owns this shirt.

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2.

Do not feed after midnight. You will Hulk the fuck out.

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3.

The smaller you are my dear, the more bodies I can pack in next to you in the basement.

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4.

Can anyone tell us what year this picture is from? My money’s on the Bush years. Mostly because it’s a shirt sold in France.

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5.

We’ll forgive only if you show us those adorable test pictures.

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6.

Healthy, yes, but also syrupy and disgusting.

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7.

Pretty sure this is the Terry Richardson of clothing tags.

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8.

Ew. This tag we’d have no regrets about mercilessly cutting out.

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9.

Also: keep away from fire especially when wearing. The more you know.

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