9 Things Your Clothing Tags Are Dying To Tell You

Serious observations follow.

1.

I just know my ex-boyfriend owns this shirt.

2.

Do not feed after midnight. You will Hulk the fuck out.

3.

The smaller you are my dear, the more bodies I can pack in next to you in the basement.

4.

Can anyone tell us what year this picture is from? My money’s on the Bush years. Mostly because it’s a shirt sold in France.

5.

We’ll forgive only if you show us those adorable test pictures.

6.

Healthy, yes, but also syrupy and disgusting.

7.

Pretty sure this is the Terry Richardson of clothing tags.

8.

Ew. This tag we’d have no regrets about mercilessly cutting out.

9.

Also: keep away from fire especially when wearing. The more you know.

Via glimmer-in-the-darkness.tumblr.com

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