4. This is the most comforting sound in the world to you.
6. You think that this is the height of flattery.
9. You consistently name a spaceship as your second in every fight.
10. You know who the real enemy is.
YOU KNOW IT’S THERE. WAITING.
13. People often tell you they can picture you in a life of crime.
14. Probably because you like to pepper this phrase into casual conversation too frequently.
15. You’re convinced this superpower is going to manifest anyday now.
16. This is a sign of a great drunken night out for you.
18. You know a lot of weirdly frightening yet seductive facts.
20. You remind people who talk in theaters of the consequences of their actions.
22. You’re very particular with how your luggage is handled.
23. You aim for kneecaps first in a fight.
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