Animals·Posted on Mar 21, 201326 Things Cats Are NotGuys, come on. This is why your cat always looks like it's about to give up on life.by Krutika MallikarjunaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. A Unicorn 2. A Stegosaurus 3. The Chiquita Banana Lady 4. A Spider (?) 5. A Paper Bag 6. A Christmas Muppet 7. A Strawberry (?) 8. Hard Partiers 9. A Sunny, Vibrant Dandelion 10. An Actual Human Baby 11. An Angel 12. A Bat with a Friend 13. A Ballerina 14. A Calico Reindeer 15. Your Grandmother 16. In Need of Glasses 17. A Piece of Dirt to Be Vacuumed 18. Tolerant of Religious Differences 19. Underwear 20. A Cow 21. Pumpkins 22. Kermit or Any Other Frog 23. An Angry Bird 24. Super Into Raves 25. A Taco 26. A POODLE.