21 Things You'll Never Get To See On TV If The World Ends

    Leonardo DiCaprio actually winning an Oscar.

    1. Leo DiCaprio winning an Oscar.

    2. If Little Asskicker survives.

    3. THIS GOLDEN GLOBES!!! The only one we've ever actually wanted to watch.

    4. The 4th (and possibly final) season of Community.

    5. Another RPattz interview.

    6. The Kardashian baby you actually want to see.

    7. The sexual awakening of Tina Belcher.

    8. The new tortured depths of Claire Dane's cry face in the next season of Homeland.

    9. A fat Justin Bieber.

    10. Girl Meets World.

    11. The formal inauguration edition of the Chris Christie fleece.

    12. The 12th Doctor.

    13. The exciting conclusion of Xtina's Hairstory.

    14. This wedding!

    15. The election of the first female president of the United States.

    16. Kissing cousins (getting married).

    17. The fresh crop of Olympic butts we're counting down to in 2016.

    18. This beautiful idiot's next big fashion choice.

    19. What will undoubtedly be the greatest halftime show of all time.

    20. David Gregory's season of "Dancing With The Stars".

    21. Another episode of "Antique Roadshow".