3. THIS GOLDEN GLOBES!!! The only one we’ve ever actually wanted to watch.
4. The 4th (and possibly final) season of Community.
My eternal creys.
6. The Kardashian baby you actually want to see.
No she’s not actually pregnant - YET.
7. The sexual awakening of Tina Belcher.
Bob’s Burgers is actually the best show.
8. The new tortured depths of Claire Dane’s cry face in the next season of Homeland.
9. A fat Justin Bieber.
It’s inevitable guys. Reverse Jonah Hill-ing.
10. Girl Meets World.
We desperately need to know if Shawn Hunter is still single.
13. The exciting conclusion of Xtina’s Hairstory.
Spoilers: We see her real hair. She’s a brunette.
16. Kissing cousins (getting married).
Arrested Development returns in the spring!
17. The fresh crop of Olympic butts we’re counting down to in 2016.
2012 olympic butts here.
18. This beautiful idiot’s next big fashion choice.
I’m betting on batwing sweaters when New Girl returns.
19. What will undoubtedly be the greatest halftime show of all time.
Oh, also, the Superbowl.
20. David Gregory’s season of “Dancing With The Stars”.
Gregory’s got rhythm.