2."Ugh no not that place, let's order from the place that doesn't delivery, doesn't take the corporate credit card, and doesn't have any veggie options because I said so."
3."You already started the boring menu? Fine, who has it right now and why isn't it me?"
4."Hmm now that I actually have the menu, I don't know what I want, can you come back in 5 mins?"
5.15 mins later: "I still don't know what I want even though I've ordered the same fucking thing every time we've ordered from this place."
6.15 mins after that: "Ugh why are you bothering me about the lunch menu, I have real work to do."
7."Okay fine I only held up lunch for a half hour, here's my order now get out of my office."
8.30 mins later: "Where's lunch? Is it here yet?"
9."It's not? How fucking long does it take to make a salad and like 25 other orders?"
10."This is fucking ridiculous, we ordered an hour and a half ago."
11."I can't believe I found ANOTHER creative way to complain about food that I didn't have to pay for."
12.After lunch arrives in a quick, efficient 45 mins: "FUCKING FINALLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK WHEN YOU'RE STARVING ME?!!?
13."No. No, this salad has spinach and I specifically ordered kale."
14.After showing them the order form in their own handwriting: "I MEANT KALE WHEN I WROTE SPINACH WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY MIND?"
15."FINE I'LL FUCKING EAT YOUR SHITTY LETTUCE BECAUSE I'M TOO HUNGRY TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT ORDER."
16.And then after lunch is a PA's only solace in this minefield of production hubris: ~blissful silence~
