1. Fierce moves that fans can actually dance along to.
2. Rock an Afro.
3. And a shaved head.
4. Clone an army.
5. Lean (with friends!)
6. Throw concerts where you can both see and hear her without having sell your firstborn.
7. Angst in a bathroom.
While taking a pregnancy test.
8. Sing lullabies.
…on “Yo Gabba Gabba”!
9. Send subliminal Illuminati messages.
In feathered eyelash style.
10. Lead a bike gang.
12. And shun regular pants.
In real life and not just on stage.
15. And finally, embody Tom Hanks.
- At least three people have died in South Carolina due to severe rainfall. More than 11 inches of rain fell on the city in 48 hours. ›
- The World Bank announced that for the first time it is forecasting the rate of extreme global poverty to drop below 10% in 2015. ›
- President Obama says the U.S. has launched a full investigation into the airstrikes that killed 22 people at a hospital in Afghanistan on Saturday. ›