1. Fierce moves that fans can actually dance along to.
2. Rock an Afro.
3. And a shaved head.
4. Clone an army.
5. Lean (with friends!)
6. Throw concerts where you can both see and hear her without having sell your firstborn.
7. Angst in a bathroom.
While taking a pregnancy test.
8. Sing lullabies.
…on “Yo Gabba Gabba”!
9. Send subliminal Illuminati messages.
In feathered eyelash style.
10. Lead a bike gang.
12. And shun regular pants.
In real life and not just on stage.
15. And finally, embody Tom Hanks.
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