1. The Floor of Gas Station Convenience Store
Hello child services?
2. In a Bar
These children’s parents have ruined it for everyone.
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4. In a Hot Car
The return line at Kohl’s will never be just five minutes. Take them with you.
5. This Close to a Bear
Person who is taking the photograph: PLEASE BE MORE CONCERNED.
7. At an Insane Clown Posse Concert
Go ahead and crack that soft, soft dome ninja.
8. In the Bathroom While You’re Hooking Up With That Gross Dude
Please excuse me while I throw up in my mouth.
9. At a Drug Deal
If your dealer offers to smoke you up as long as you’re cool with sharing with their baby…it’s time to get a new dealer.
10. In the Overhead Luggage Compartment on an Airplane
Are you fucking serious?
12. In the Middle of Covered Pool
There’s a reason kids aren’t allowed to make their own decisions.
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