2. Because you never know when a nosy aunt is going to tag along.
4. By playing games the bride can NEVER EVER WIN.
5. By launching a covert op to find out what the groom’s penis looks like.
6. And then trying to comfort the bride with gonad talk.
7. By being a pregnant lesbian doctor offering free exams to a room full of models.
10. By getting in a not fight with you not maid of honor about pajama sets.
Or friendship or whatever.
11. “It’s awful hot in here, who wants to cool down with a double scoop of Alfredo?”
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