10 Movies I Wish I Hadn’t Seen With My Parents
Let’s go to the movies they said, it’ll be be fun they said. Here are 10 of my personal horrors - which family viewing do you wish you could erase from your memory?
10. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
My Mom Before: Oh that goofy guy from “How I Met Your Mother” made a movie!
My Mom During: OMG HE’S WAVING HIS DICK AT HER.
My Mom During: Children play with those chess sets….
9. 8 Mile
My Parents Before: A documentary about a historic rapper? Sounds promising.
My Parents During: NO NOT THE NICE GIRL FROM CLUELESS….you’re never allowed to listen to rap music again.
8. Borat
My Dad Before: So everyone’s talking about this cutting political parody called Borat?
My Dad During: Is he…touching…outside of Victoria’s Secret?
7. Hard Candy
My Parents Before: Oh hey we rented a movie that Juno’s in!
My Parents During: NO NO SHE IS A LITTLE GIRL TURN IT OFF
6. Titanic
My Parents Before: A historical love story that doomed from the start? What lovely cinematic adventure to go on!
My Parents During: OMG OMG COVER HER EYES SHE CAN’T SEE BOOBS SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE BOOBS YET.
5. Black Swan
My Mom Before: I hear it’s been nominated for and Oscar and that the dancing is stunning.
My Mom During: I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS.
4. Brokeback Mountian
My Dad Before: (flipping through channels on TV) Oh look that guy who plays a knight is now a cowboy.
My Dad During: (flips channel as fast as possible) So inappropriate….but not wrong, gay people are fine. Great even. Gays are…uh….just ask your Mom. And don’t Google it.
3. Team America: World Police
My Mom Before: Girls day! Let’s go see a movie - those South Park guys have a movie out right?
My Mom During: (gets up and leaves)
2. The American Pie Franchise
My Dad Before: What? You told me to rent a comedy.
My Dad During: If you ever make any of the same choices that these people have made, I will have failed as a human being.
1. Clerks 2
My Parents Before: Clerks? That’s about a bunch of nerds, right? and a comic book store? It’ll be funny let’s go.
My Parent During:…………What’s about to happen to that donkey?
Got one worse than any of these? Leave them in the comments!
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hellboy 2 months agoNot a parent but it involves my sister.
My brother was taking me to see Watchmen (we both like the book) when my sister invited herself.
My brother actually booked tickets at the IMAX and it was on the biggest screen in Europe.
I looked over my shoulder and still the movie. -
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Sally P. 2 months agoI saw scary movie 3 with my dad when I was 15. First of all, my dad is a high school teacher and there were soo many of his students there snickering at us. Second, he didn’t get any of the references and I had to whisper explanations throughout the movie. Third, there were some naughty bits that were just plain awkward. I also saw Black Swan with my mum, and she embarrassed me by (very loudly) saying as we were filing out of the theatre ‘and all that was caused because she took drugs at the club! They messed with her brain!’ I was just like like ‘yeah…no, I don’t think the drugs had much to do with it…’
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eclair2007 2 months ago
American Pie Mom Before while buying tickets: Is this rated R for violence? (The movie attendant just laughed at her). Mom during first scene: So that’s why that guy laughed at me.
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Trizzle 2 months ago
I’ve never felt uncomfortable or awkward when watching a movie with anyone, until I went and saw Dinner for Schmucks with my grandma. During the part where Steve Carell was talking about how he couldn’t find his wifes clit was SUPER awkward and I couldn’t stop laughing haha.
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etoilefrancaise 2 months agohaha, I’m glad Clerks 2 is on here because it is what popped into my head when I read the article title. Watching that with my dad=worst experience of my life!!!!! I
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Jack Nathanson 2 months ago
Other than Titanic (which I saw when I was 10 with my parents and grandparents in theaters and felt no awkwardness) why would you ever agree to see any of those movies with your parents? Don’t you watch previews or read reviews before seeing something? I do remember seeing Election with my parents and that was super awkward because the marketing made it look like something on the level of Rushmore and it is much, much more vulgar and adult…hilarious but the nudity and sex were a bit more graphic than necessary.
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