I got dropped off a friends house after the bars and decided to walk home. I was by myself and scared. I didn’t want a car to drive by, see me, and steal me away. So every time someone drove by I would run to the nearest telephone pole and put my hands over my head like a pencil and suck in…thinking I was hiding. Behind telephone pole #3 I was in the yard of an elementary school when the sprinklers went off, getting me soaking wet. After a few more, the thought occurred to me to maybe just call my roommate to come pick me up instead. She asked why I was dripping wet.
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