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• Response to Jett Travolta’s Decoy Hearse:

  “continuing tragic…death”
  You mean he's still dead? OMG! I hadn't seen it on the news today (like every day since it happened) so I thought he had come back to life.

  K.L. May 3 hours ago
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• Response to Obama Meets Spider-Man:

  I think I just threw up in my mouth.
  More for Amanda saying FDR was cool.  I don't remember seeing FDR on the beach with his shirt off, but I bet he looked “bitchin” too. Fun Fact: 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 leftists make a depression.

  K.L. May 3 hours ago
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• Response to Vegetarian Foie Gras:

  More likely that PETA will give $10,000 to anyone who kills a chef who make Foie Gras.
  They're a bunch of Fascists.

  K.L. May 3 hours ago
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• Response to Pakistan’s Al-Qaeda Chief Killed:

  @Greg - Chief <> #2. Chief = #1
  The old #2 becomes the new #1.
  Are ya following, or are you an Obama supporter?

  K.L. May 3 hours ago
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• Response to The Keynote:

  HA! I GET IT!
  cuz Apple always has the thinnest and lightest COMPUTERS, this is a play on that with Jobs losing so much weight!!!
  Oh! My side hurts! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  K.L. May a day ago
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• Response to Kelly Clarkson’s Cover Art:

  Yeah. I'm sure she is just itchin' for fashion lessons (don't make us compare photos) from you. Climb down (from your high horse) and move on Amanda.

  K.L. May 6 days ago
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• Response to Green Screen, Green Tie:

  Well, it is a pretty new technology, so I'm sure he just wasn't aware. [/sarcasm]

  K.L. May 6 days ago
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• Response to The Times of Harvey Milk:

  Really? I can? Gee, thanks.

  K.L. May 6 days ago
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• Response to Kate Obenshain Defends “Barack the Magic Negro”:

  You can't reason with someone who is dead set to be offended. It sounded like the anchor only had a problem with the word Negro. Please don't tell me that word is on the “not to be spoken by whites” list too. Next controversy please…

  K.L. May a week ago
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• Response to Shot for Talking During a Movie:

  Come now little Johnny and Ardie Linkid. The first clue that you are both 12 is your spelling. The second is that you like the word fuck so much (and $10 is a lot of money to you). Luckily it is almost time for you to go back to daycare.

  K.L. May a week ago
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• Response to Barack The Magic Negro:

  Available at http://www.paulshanklin.com, but apparently made by David Ehrenstein.
  My bad.

  K.L. May a week ago
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• Response to Barack The Magic Negro:

  Maker of “Barack the Magic Negro” and other great parodies.

  paulshanklin.com

  K.L. May a week ago
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• Response to Please Don’t Divorce Us! (Slideshow):

  Oh I feel bad.
  You've convinced me.
  It's OK now. Go ahead and trample on the foundation of our nation and ignore the vote of the people. Because it will make us FEEL better. Now go back to sleep and dream of your world with unicorns and lolipops.

  K.L. May a week ago
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• Response to Melissa Etheridge Thinks Rick Warren Is Not So Bad:

  Wow. You intolerant A_holes sure do injustice to the cause you say you support. What you're saying is:
  We want you to tolerate and accept us, but anyone who doesn't agree with us should shut up. Nice.

  K.L. May 2 weeks ago
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• Response to TVA Coal Ash Spill:

  This is a huge environmental disaster of epic proportions.
  Really. There is no need to try to panic people, or to run around like Chicken Little. The risk is to people, not the environment. All of the “toxins” are natural (mainly mercury and arsenic). The Earth can handle this.  It will be cleaned up and everything will be OK.
  Calm down.

  K.L. May 2 weeks ago
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• Response to Cats for Soup:

  

  I think the label says it all.

  K.L. May 2 weeks ago
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• Response to Two-Legged Kitten:

  If you don't know how the kitten was injured, how can you say it was brutal?
  Words mean things.

  K.L. May 2 weeks ago
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• Response to Jennifer Aniston’s Creepy Early Show Interview:

  Please consider using one of the following synonyms over the mega-overused “Creepy” in the future.
  The gods of cliché will thank you.
  - sinister
  - frightening
  - eerie
  - scary
  - disturbing
  - spine-chilling
  - uncanny
  - weird

  K.L. May 2 weeks ago
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• Response to Oh, I'm sure the Republicans will find a way t:

  Wow… just let it go already. What's with all of the hate? You know you won right?

  K.L. May 2 weeks ago
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• Response to Sherry Johnston:

  What's wrong with Huck? Huck's your buddy. Huck's your pal. Huck's a guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car. Huck!!

  K.L. May 2 weeks ago
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