1. It pays to be tall, girl.
2. You’re easy to find when lost indaclub.
3. Overhead compartments may be a hazard…but we can reach ‘em!
4. It’s impossible for sink-hoggers to ignore your presence.
5. AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN PRIVILEGES! Where else are we going to put these long legs?
6. Callin’ us names? “Amazon” really just means “ass-kicking woman”. We’ll take it.
7. …and anyway we can’t hear you over all the food we’re eating.
We got more body to feed, girl!