#5 - “cum” is a Latin word that is occasionally used in English…. but not to mean “jizz”. It means something else.

Who eats that crap anyway?

I’ve been to OKC and it was terrifying.

What a dick!

It’s over? That’s it? What did I just read?

Wtf? Just because she can’t care for a child properly (and is aware of it!) doesn’t make her “mentally ill”.

Seriously America? You guys can’t even leave your homes anymore!

I’m gonna say the same thing I always say about things starring Adam Scott; not enough Adam Scott!!!

Hey jerks! Notice how all the cats look terrified? That means they don’t like being dressed up as sushi!!

All cats have thumbs; these cats have double-thumbs. It’s called polydactylism.

Ugh, Bender was just awful. That is one damaged human being. Caution!!!!

#9 is sooo fucking awesome….

Holy shit Lindsay Lohan, seriously? How are you younger than me? You look 10 years older!

By picking and choosing what you teach your kids, you breed not knowledge but ignorance.
Way to fail at parenting, buds. Glad I’m not your kid!

What’s weird about that? Other than the misuse of the word “swag”…. Unless he means it to be short for swagger.
So? What other president can rock a top hat?

Gun laws, shmun laws? Just FYI, this kind of thing almost never happens in Canada.

omgilovethem!!!! Quinto especially.

Only 34, damn. I wonder what happened?

I feel dirty.

Uh… no. Nazis and feminazis aren’t exactly on the same page.