1.
In your teens: Your mom's clothes are horrible and disgusting.
In your twenties: You borrow/steal whatever fits you.
2.
In your teens: You constantly fight about important things* like your curfew/outfit choice/time spent at the mall.
In your twenties: You barely fight.
3.
In your teens: You don't acknowledge them on social media and let their friend request sit there for years without a response.
In your twenties: She comments on every picture you upload and tags you in photos you aren't even in.
4.
In your teens: You would never dream of talking to your mom about relationships.
In your twenties: Her approval and advice mean everything.
5.
In your teens: You are a prisoner in your mom's house.
In your twenties: You long for the days when you had home cooking and consistently clean sheets.
6.
In your teens: You steal her alcohol and water it down like the stealthy thief you were born to be.
In your twenties: You get drunk together.
7.
In your teens: You hate every second spent in the car listening to her oldies.
In your twenties: You're thankful for those car rides because you seem really cool and alternative for knowing all the classics.
8.
In your teens: You don't understand her parenting and why she is so strict. SHE NEEDS TO LET YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.
In your twenties: You see teens on social media and wonder where their strict parents are.
9.
In your teens: They are your one and only source of income.
In your twenties: They cut you off a long, long, time ago.
10.
In your teens: As far as your mom is concerned, you don't know what sex is:
In your twenties: Yeah... you're still not cool with talking about your sex life.
