This Is What Your Mom's Texts Actually Mean

    I was in labor with you for six hours, you better return my phone call.

    1. When she comforts you about your job...

    But she actually means...

    2. When she runs into an old friend...

    But she actually means...

    3. When she comforts you about your money problems...

    But she actually means...

    4. When she checks to see if you're eating dinner at home...

    But she actually means...

    5. When she starts stalking your online profiles...

    But she actually means...

    6. When she inquires about your dating life...

    But she actually means...

    7. When she shares some good news with you...

    But she actually means...

    8. When she invites you home for a visit...

    But she actually means...

    9. When she hears a hot new song...

    But she actually means...

    10. When she texts you out of the blue...

    But she actually means...

    11. When she gets a letter when you aren't home...

    But she actually means...

    12. When she reminds you it's time to call one of your relatives...

    But she actually means...

    13. When you miss her call...

    But she actually means...