1.
The "wishful thinking" text:
3.
The "goldfish memory" text:
4.
The "this is urgent" text:
5.
The "going to regret this tomorrow" text:
6.
The "philosophical questions" text:
7.
The "I miss my parents" text:
8.
The "autocorrect fail" text:
9.
The "didn't look at my contacts" close enough text:
10.
The "I'm destroying everything" text:
11.
The "I only speak in song lyrics" text:
12.
The "bathroom social hour" text:
13.
The "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" text:
14.
The "brunch is always a good idea" text:
15.
The "I need to get this off my chest" text:
16.
The "scandalous" text:
17.
The "desperate times call for desperate measures" text:
