1. You never close the door when you pee.
2. You've lost track of the number of times you've seen each other naked.
3. You're not embarrassed to talk about bodily functions with each other.
4. When you hang out, you probably just sit on the couch and do nothing.
5. You know the intimate details of each other's sex lives.
6. You act as a human WebMD for each other.
7. You trust them with your ugliest photos.
"Want to have a how-many-chins-can-we-make contest?"