1. Cutting your own hair is harder than you think.
2. Dish soap isn't the same as dishwasher soap.
3. Separating light and dark laundry is important.
4. Parking your car is hard.
5. Tattoos are permanent.
6. Home cooking won't always taste like Mom's.
7. Sunscreen is important.
8. Keep an extra pair of pants in your car.
9. Some sports aren't for everyone.
10. Just move to a booth if they say no kids at the bar.
11. Some things you just can't fix yourself.
12. You can treat your dog like your kid... to a degree.
13. You shouldn't do ANYTHING for love.
14. Think before you tweet.
15. Fortune cookies don't always come true.
16. Make sure the top of the salt is screwed on.
17. Playgrounds aren't necessarily for grown ups.
