18 Times SpongeBob Got Real About Dating

    I'M READY (to get laid).

    1. When you're not really sure how this whole "flirting" thing works:

    2. When you're walking to your first date like you're walking to your execution:

    3. When you see your crush talking to someone else:

    4. When you get a booty call from your crush before 10 p.m.:

    5. When you and your BFF head to the bar on a mission to get laid:

    6. When your best friend asks you what happened with that person from the bar last night:

    7. When you wake up next to a total babe:

    8. When it's been one too many weeks since you got laid:

    9. When you see someone you ghosted at the grocery store:

    10. When you get dressed too fast after a hookup:

    11. When you end up not going home with anyone:

    12. When someone you're not interested in approaches you at the bar:

    13. When you realize you're a little overdressed for your date:

    14. When you take your sex life into your own hands:

    15. When you start to turn into the person you're dating:

    16. When they look nothing like they did in their dating profile:

    17. When you realize the next morning that you drunk-texted your ex the night before:

    18. And when you feel like you've been waiting for your crush to ask you out for too long: