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Pick your poison. No House of Cards Season 3 spoilers.

Pick your poison. No House of Cards Season 3 spoilers.

How Would Frank Underwood Ruin Your Life?

You are so dead (sorry). It's hard to believe just the other day you and Frank were kissing and meeting at museums for secret rendezvous and now he's pushing you in front of a moving train. Frank doesn't like people who ask too many questions, and you got too curious for your own good.

Frank Would "Zoe Barnes" You

You can't just take nudies of Mrs. Underwood without having everything you hold sacred destroyed. Not only will Frank drag your name through the mud, but your former love will follow suit. Say good-bye to your artistic credibility and any fond memories you have of Claire Underwood.

Frank Would "Adam Galloway" You

Don't get too comfortable in that seat, because Frank will pull it out from under you. That sly dog will get into some sketchy backdoor dealings with China and your old pal Raymond Tusk and then pin it on you. The best part? Now the country wants to impeach you! I know they say keep your enemies close, but don't make them the vice president.

Frank Would "Garrett Walker" You

Boy, I bet you wish you never got in that damn car. Once you become a liability to Frank Underwood, you either die or disappear. It doesn't help that you're stuck being baby-sat by some dude who's crushing on you hard. Is it too much to ask to be left alone with your church support group and your girlfriend?!

Frank Would "Rachel Posner" You

Looks like you're stuck chilling in a cell for the next couple decades, so make sure you bring some good reading. The first mistake you made was falling in love with Zoe Barnes, and the second was trying to avenge her death. Frank Underwood doesn't like questions, and he probably doesn't like your hipster hair, either.

Frank Would "Lucas Goodwin" You

Frank does this really fun thing where he makes you feel like all your hopes and dreams can come true and then he politically destroys you and literally kills you. The moment you become a liability, Frank will make you fall off the wagon, betray your children's trust, and kill you to top it all off. Sorry, Pete. You never should have left Philly.

Frank Would "Peter Russo" You

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How Would Frank Underwood Ruin Your Life?

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