1.
She takes tough love to a whole other level.
2.
She doesn't know when she's not wanted somewhere.
3.
Seriously, lady can't take a hint.
4.
She turns you into a lazy slob who won't leave their bed.
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And she makes you feel like you can't pull off outfits you'd normally rock.
6.
She makes you way more paranoid than you'd normally be.
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And she makes your morals go out the window if they stand between you and food.
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And if you're on a diet, don't even try to stick to it while good ol' Aunt Flo is in town.
