13. Dr. Facilier
Why he’s #13: Dr. Facilier has friends on the other side, but zombies aren’t exactly known for their friendship.
12. Dr. Wayne Szalinski
Why he’s #12: Zombies aren’t so dangerous when you can shrink them to the size of an ant, but if the power goes out, so does the shrink ray.
Why he’s #11: Good shot, big biceps, sturdy boots? All great qualities in a zombie hunter. Overconfident, narcissistic, and not too bright? Not so much.
10. Herbie the Love Bug
Why he’s #10: Zombies aren’t interested in cars, so Herbie should be fine… as long as someone’s alive to pump his gas.
9. The Toy Story Gang
Why they’re #9: Toys also get a pass when it comes to zombies, but do they want to live in a world without children?
Why she’s #8: Mulan’s basically the Michonne of the Disney universe.
7. Mary Poppins
Why she’s #7: Mary Poppins can fly, escape into chalk drawings, and we’re pretty sure her medicine could cure the zombie virus.
Why he’s #6: Experiment 626’s dense skin is bulletproof, fireproof, shockproof, and probably bite-proof.
5. The Liquidator
Why he’s #5: Zombies want brains, not water.
Why he’s #4 No flesh, no blood, no conscience? No problem!
Why he’s #3: Magical powers, especially the ability to 1) transport himself to Bermuda or 2) shrink to the size of a germ.
2. Jack Skellington
Why he’s #2: Jack’s already dead. Also, wouldn’t all zombies bow down before the Pumpkin King?
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